Supercool Awesome Kickass Movies Of 2009

Don't you just love contemporary adjectives, euphemisms and idioms? Anyway, here's my Best Of list:

Transformers 2: Revenge Of The Fallen

I'm a sucker for electrical devices, right. And I especially love toroidal transformers, which are featured a lot in this movie. It is always exciting to see electrical energy being transferred from one circuit to another. I could sit and watch the process all day, especially when it involves inductively coupled conductors. It was clever of the filmmakers to use this symbol as the central mystery in the story:

Anyone with sufficient knowledge of electronics would know that this is the formula for an ideal transformer. If you love this movie as much as I, visit the official website.

Dragonball Evolution

I love it when white actors play Asian characters. In this movie in particular, it was so convincing! I couldn't believe that that wasn't Chow Yun-fat but a Caucasian actor who looks and acts just like him. Reminds me why I love Charlie Chan, Ming The Merciless and Fu Manchu. Credit must be given to the filmmakers for at least using a token Asian actor in a white character role. Justin Chatwin, who might be Asia's greatest actor today, does well as Goku.

Watchmen

Isn't it wonderful that here's a movie that is as revolutionary and visionary as The Matrix, but also goes one up on that movie as well? Sure, people say director Zack Snyder copies the Wachowskis's slow-motion action sequences, but no one realises that Snyder is so visionary that he has done something even more revolutionary with slow-motion - he has used it to successfully stretch the movie to 12 hours! But Snyder's greatest skill is in copying every frame of a comicbook and not adding anything. People may say that's lazy, but I think it's economical.

Avatar

Wow wow wee! This is indeed the future of movies! Almost three-quarters of Avatar feature no living, breathing human beings! It's unbelievable that it's all CGI. You might not believe it, but even the alien loincloths are CGI! This really is a good thing, because who needs wooden actors like Keanu Reeves, Nicolas Cage and Al Gore working in Hollywood today?

2012

Finally, a movie that has more explosions and destruction than THREE Michael Bay movies! That alone makes 2012 one of the year's superbest. I especially love the fact that it's disguised as a disaster movie when it really is about how ingenious the ancient people such as the Mayans are in predicting that a movie would be made in 2009 about 2012 and how ingenious the ancient people such as the Mayans are in predicting that a movie would be made in 2009 about 2012 and how ingenious the ancient people such as the Mayans are in predicting that a movie would be made in 2009 about 2012 and ...

New Moon

Who can resist a movie about bare buttocks, eh? There has never been a movie about the juvenile, ritualistic practice of flashing one's buns at the general public ... until now. If you haven't seen this exciting movie, then you've really been left behind.