More fun with my online friend, Ronnie. (Names have been changed to protect the innocent, just like the last blog entry featuring Ronnie. His real name is Rohan. So, don't say I didn't protect him.)
Ronnie: Why do you buy so many box sets?
Me: Because I need them so I can build a dam against the floods.
Ronnie: Damn!
Me: Hamster Damn in Amsterdam.
Ronnie: Coooooo ... l.
Me: It's the title of a new Van Damn movie.
Ronnie: Van Damme saves the hamsters.
Me: It's the other way around.
Ronnie: Are the hamsters CGI or real?
Me: They are real, Van Damn is CGI ... don't you know anything?
Ronnie: His eyes will look dead.
Me: Creepy zombie movie.
Ronnie: Just like Arnie in Terminator 4.
Me: Arnie was supposed to be a robot, you doofus!
Ronnie: Short Circuit is a robot as is Bishop. I don't have a point here.
Meanwhile, here's a dancing Van Damned, long before he became a lean, mean wooden-acting machine.
Funny, lah
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