Monday, November 16, 2009

Size Does Smarter

This just in:


Well, I hate to say "I told you so," but all those times when I told people I like Pamela Anderson for her intelligence, did anyone believe me? Nooo! Instead, you made fun of me. Now you know.

This has some interesting implications for the world at large (ahem). For one thing, men can now pay compliments to a woman for her breast size without sounding like a perv.

"Hey, I really like your intelligence!"

"Hi, I see you're massively intelligent. I like!"

But then again, don't be too happy because there's also this piece of news.

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